Pamela Adlon

Girl Joey

Murphy Dunne

Mr. Kurtz

Anne DeSalvo

Sister Serena

Karen Black

Gladys Fitzpatrick

Martin Mull

Warren Fitzpatrick

Michael Hentz

Mouse / Bartholomew

Joey Coleman

Whitey

Christopher Brown

Blackie

Georg Olden

Piper

Stephen Stucker

Dr. Bender

Kimmy Robertson

Sarah Fitzpatrick

John Paul Lussier

Garth Fitzpatrick

Edy Williams

Mrs. Slatt

Hy Pyke

Mr. Slatt

Gertrude Flynn

Mother Celestina

Lark Hackshaw

Nurse Bates

Bill Quinones

Pepe

Seth Wagerman

'Professor'

Thomas Stokes

'Chubby'

Michelle Cundey

Suzy Trotter

Marshall Efron

Cab Driver

Susan Ruttan

Biker

Richard Deacon

Ticket Salesman

Bridget Sienna

Carnation

Barry Cutler

Pizza Man

Steve Lalande

Gay Guy

Drew Davis

Teenage Samurai

Rex Ryon

Policeman

Robert Houston

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