Walter Matthau

Willy Clark

George Burns

Al Lewis

Richard Benjamin

Ben Clark

Lee Meredith

Nurse in Sketch (Miss McIntosh)

Carol Arthur

Mrs. Doris Green, Al's Daughter

Rosetta LeNoire

Odessa, Willy's Nurse

F. Murray Abraham

Mechanic

Howard Hesseman

Mr. Walsh, Commerical Director

James Cranna

Mr. Schaeffer, TV Director

Ron Rifkin

T.V. Floor Manager

Fritz Feld

Mr. Gilbert

Phyllis Diller

Self

Steve Allen

Self

Jennifer Lee

Helen Clark

Jennifer Lee Pryor

Helen Clark

Jack Bernardi

Man at Audition

Garn Stephens

Eddie - Stage Manager

Santos Morales

Desk Clerk

Archie Hahn

Assistant at Audition

Sid Gould

Patient

Tom Spratley

Card Player

Rashel Novikoff

Woman in Hotel

Sammy Smith

Man on Street

Dan Resin

Mr. Ferranti - Actor's Fund Home Director

Milt Kogan

Doctor

Bob Goldstein

Waiter

Walter Stocker

T.V. Executive

Duchess Dale

Ben's Secretary

Bill Reddick

Announcer

Eddie Villery

Flower Delivery Boy

Gary K. Steven

Boy

Steve Allen

Narrator of Fictional TV Program (uncredited)

Phyllis Diller

Performer on Fictional TV Program (uncredited)

Lois Hamilton

(uncredited)

Lauren Simon

Woman in Lobby (uncredited)

Rufus Smith

Unnamed Card Player (uncredited)