Vince Offer

Batman / Fetus Salesman / JJ Cool / Flirty Harry / Vincenzo Butafungu

Gena Lee Nolin

Marilyn

Rebekah Chaney

Supermodel #2 / Pregnant Girl / Lesbian #3 / Co-host of Bag Lady Pageant

Michael Clarke Duncan

Gay Virgin

Lightfield Lewis

Virgin Hunter / White Juror #2

Joey Buttafuoco

Sonny

Slash

Miss America Bag Lady Pageant Host

Ant

Gay Man

Dyrk Ashton

Krishna #3

Mike Boito

White Juror #1

Bobby Lee

Chinese Man

Mongo Brownlee

Black Juror #1

Michael Wheels Parise

Godmother / Psychologist

Dante

Sushi Mama (voice)

Barbara Snellenburg

Supermodel #1 / Virgin / Beautiful Girl / Boobwatch Girl #4

Gloria Sperling

Old Lady

Sam Costello

Security Guard / Mailman / Bystander #1

Chris Watson

Rhymer

Karen Black

Mother

Brian Van Holt

Lifeguard

Jeff Jaeger

Transvestite / Bathroom Gunman

Peachy Keene

Lesbian #1

Melanie Pullen

Lesbian #2

Morgan Alvet

KKK

Zoska Myock

Patient

George Smity

Old Man

Tony Vera

Bad Guy / O. Jay

Paolo Scandarisi

Arnold Swollenpecker

Sam MacTaggert

Spanky Shvatsa

Joe Shapiro

Man-Goo Man / Tutu Girl #1 / Bystander #2

Ella Mae Davis

Black Juror #2

Angelyne

Self

Gill Montie

Harley Rider #1

Rod Skaggs

Harley Rider #2

Jerry Shandrew

Marilyn Escort

Douglas Wiltse

Street Walker

Marian Green

Female Police Officer

Renee Wilson

Lucy

William Cassidy

Young Bat-Man

Alan Cassidy

Young Rhymer

Carlos Peralta

Gang Member #1

Larry Edwards

Gang Member #2

Edgar Peralta

Gang Member #3

Mark Folger

Krishna #1

Mark Goodrich

Krishna #2

Tanya Monasmith

Boobwatch Girl #1

Sonja Parker

Boobwatch Girl #2

Kevin Nieliwocki

Beach Dude

Jason Houck

Nature Boy

Cindy Loebe

Star Fucker #1

Dana Claudet

Star Fucker #2

Michael Robbin

Godmother Guard

Stephani Alvarez

Little Girl

Annet Boxheimer

Vertical Smile

Johanna Chavez

Loraina Bobcut

Juanita Smith

Bag Lady #1

Marilyn Noriega

Bag Lady #2

Dusty Doe

Bag Lady #3

David Rotter

Bag Lady #4

Jay Johnson

Al

Luis Renos

Al's Waiter

Joycelyne Lew

Sushi Mama

Anthony Ramos

Tutu Girl #2

Cathy Jones

Rachel

John Lizzi

Rob Shapoor

Bernard Harrison

Cock Ring

Larry Anderson

Lifeguard (voice)