Bobby Ciraldo

Hamlet

Robert Richard Jorge

Claudius

Andrew Swant

Horatio

Dustin Diamond

Bernardo

Mark Metcalf

Speedy McSpitty

Majel Barrett

Queen Robot (voice)

Trace Beaulieu

Evil Robot (voice)

Kevin Murphy

King Robot (voice)

Kumar Pallana

Kumar of India

Mark Borchardt

Gravedigger

Gregg Turkington

Osric (as Neil Hamburger)

Mike Schank

Gravedigger's Friend

Michael Q. Schmidt

Officer Norton

Tay Zonday

Laertes (voice)

Leslie Hall

Zombie Killer

Mark Proksch

Vincent Price

Bob (Archive Footage)

Samwell

Communications Officer

Harmony Murphy

Ophelia

Xav Leplae

Polonius

Kelly Cunningham

David Robbins

Norwegian Captain

Eric Gerber

Fortinbras

Sarah Price

Triplet Judges

Ayesha Mohan

Greeter

Drew Rosas

Daniel / Nathaniel

Nick Sommer

Le Petomane

Logan Albert

Lord Logan

Stephanie Barber

Zombie

Peter Barrickman

Player

Peter Batchelder

The Executioner

Patrick Buckley

Lord

Roseanne Champagne

Lay Rose

Ray Chi

The Unicorn

John Chiaverina

Lord (As Juiceboxxx)

Matt Cook

Pirate

Paul Finger

Pirate Captain

Nicholas Frank

Hamlet Clones

James Franklin

Diablo Weinstein

Mike Johnson

Lord

Linda Lay

Transmission Specialist

Didier Leplae

First Player

Faythe Levin

Lady

Jordan Bree Long

Norwegian Helmswoman

Sarah Luther

Lady

Teddy Lyngaas

Lord Lyngaas

Sam Macon

Lord

Evan Murphy

Messenger

Ryan Plato

The Executioner's Friend

Scott Reeder

Don London

Tyson Reeder

Lord

John Riepenhoff

Lord

Sarah Swant

Lady

Chris James Thompson

Lord

Emily Treolo

Science Officer

Steven Wetzel

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